The fastest deals in history closed with one syllable. Yup is a small movement for clear asks and quick agreements: make the offer simple enough that the whole answer fits in three letters.
Pitch us anythingOne-line pitches only: …
Nothing has ever been circled back to. The item is dead; hold the funeral now and free the calendar.
Business for "no" with extra steps. If it were actually interesting, you'd already have said the word.
Deal closed, meeting ended, everyone home by five. The most profitable word per letter ever spoken.